A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery — drive fast and join the scenery.
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! [As Margo Channing in All About Eve]
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
If a woman driver ahead of you signals a left turn, be careful, she may turn left.
If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce. [On her film The Long Kiss Goodnight produced by husband Renny Harlin]
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]